stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via alexis-lyn)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via dont-be-butt-hurt)

kindbaby:

Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years

(via dont-be-butt-hurt)

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

(Source: guy, via thebootydiaries)

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

(Source: melbournest, via sistah-moon)


Beetlejuice (1988)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via dont-be-butt-hurt)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via buythesky)

theseriouschild:

guys this is in Toronto
it’s called Sugar Beach
Small Cute Purple Pointer